The Patton Doctrine

My Fellow Bloggers and Readers:

2011-01-16T09:20:00.000-08:00

I have decided to stop posting here, at least for awhile.
I am getting old now and let others pick up the Flag for democracy and carry it forward.

God Bless America.

2012 is Closer Than You Think.

2010-12-16T04:26:00.000-08:00

The Border Dance

2010-12-15T03:41:00.000-08:00

Liberal Nancy Pelosi in true form

2010-12-14T04:00:00.000-08:00

TSA Welcomes U.S. Troops Home

2010-12-13T04:00:00.000-08:00

As the Chalk Leader for my flight home from Afghanistan, I witnessed the following:

When we were on our way back from Afghanistan, we flew out of Baghram Air Field. We went through customs at BAF, full body scanners (no groping), had all of our bags searched, the whole nine yards. Our first stop was Shannon, Ireland to refuel. After that, we had to stop at Indianapolis, Indiana to drop off about 100 folks from the Indiana National Guard. That's where the stupid started. First, everyone was forced to get off the plane-even though the plane wasn't refueling again. All 330 people got off that plane, rather than let the 100 people from the ING get off. We were filed from the plane to a holding area. No vending machines, no means of escape. Only a male/female latrine.
It's probably important to mention that we were ALL carrying weapons. Everyone was carrying an M4 Carbine (rifle) and some, like me, were also carrying an M9 pistol. Oh, and our gunners had M-240B machine guns. Of course, the weapons weren't loaded. And we had been cleared of all ammo well before we even got to customs at Baghram, then AGAIN at customs.
The TSA personnel at the airport seriously considered making us unload all of the baggage from the SECURE cargo hold to have it reinspected. Keep in mind, this cargo had been unpacked, inspected piece by piece by U.S. Customs officials, resealed and had bomb-sniffing dogs give it a one-hour run through. After two hours of sitting in this holding area, the TSA decided not to reinspect our Cargo-just to inspect us again: Soldiers on the way home from war, who had already been inspected, reinspected and kept in a SECURE holding area for 2 hours. Ok, whatever. So we lined up to go through security AGAIN.
This is probably another good time to remind you all that all of us were carrying actual assault rifles, and some of us were also carrying pistols.
So we're in line, going through one at a time. One of our Soldiers had his Gerber multi-tool. TSA confiscated it. Kind of ridiculous, but it gets better. A few minutes later, a guy empties his pockets and has a pair of nail clippers. Nail clippers. TSA informs the Soldier that they're going to confiscate his nail clippers. The conversation went something like this:

TSA Guy: You can't take those on the plane.

Soldier: What? I've had them since we left country.

TSA Guy: You're not suppose to have them.

Soldier: Why?

TSA Guy: They can be used as a weapon.

Soldier: [touches butt stock of the rifle] But this actually is a weapon. And I'm allowed to take it on.

TSA Guy: Yeah but you can't use it to take over the plane. You don't have bullets.

Soldier: And I can take over the plane with nail clippers?

TSA Guy: [awkward silence]

Me: Dude, just give him your damn nail clippers so we can get the f**k out of here. I'll buy you a new set.

Soldier: [hands nail clippers to TSA guy, makes it through security]

To top it off, the tsa demanded we all be swabbed for "explosive residue" detection. Everyone failed, [go figure, we just came home from a war zone], because we tested positive for "Gun Powder Residue". Who the F**K is hiring these people?
This might be a good time to remind everyone that approximately 233 people re-boarded that plane with assault rifles, pistols, and machine guns-but nothing that could have been used as a weapon.

Can someone please tell me What the F**K happened to OUR country while we were gone?

Sgt. Mad Dog Tracy

Reality Check ....

2010-11-23T04:00:00.000-08:00

YouTube Video: We The People

2010-11-22T04:00:00.000-08:00

I bet he voted for Obama

2010-11-19T04:00:00.000-08:00

A Village in Kenya has Lost it's Idiot:

2010-11-18T04:00:00.000-08:00

Boobs

2010-11-17T04:00:00.000-08:00

Palin versus Obama

2010-11-16T04:00:00.000-08:00

Obama's Economic Plan Unveiled

2010-11-15T04:00:00.000-08:00

Now you are not laughing at me anymore, after all you got Obama

2010-11-12T04:00:00.000-08:00

Video: How Do These Idiots Ever Get Elected?

2010-11-11T04:00:00.000-08:00

Issued to ALL Democrats

2010-11-10T04:00:00.000-08:00

Hey Michelle Obama Just ....

2010-11-09T04:00:00.001-08:00

Obama Talks to America

2010-11-08T04:00:00.000-08:00

Typical Liberal Voter are Like Zombies

2010-11-05T04:00:00.000-07:00

Rising Health Care Cost

2010-11-04T04:34:00.001-07:00

Obama Land 2012

2010-11-03T04:00:00.000-07:00

Gun Owners Take Note: Get out and vote

2010-11-02T04:00:00.000-07:00

The So-Called Mortgage Nightmare

2010-11-01T04:00:00.000-07:00

How am I Doing so far ???

2010-10-31T05:23:00.000-07:00

Meet the Obamas

2010-10-30T04:27:00.001-07:00

Obama's New Economic Council

2010-10-29T04:00:00.000-07:00

Have You Seen the New Christmas Doll ?

2010-10-28T04:05:00.001-07:00

Look What's Coming Out of the White House

2010-10-27T04:00:00.000-07:00

Back to Kenya and take that damn fake birth certificate with you!

Baskin Robbins New Ice Cream Flavor

2010-10-26T04:00:00.000-07:00

In honor of the 44th President of the United States Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor:
Barocky Road.
Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.
The cost is $100.00 per scoop.
When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but after you pay for it, the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you at no charge.
You are left with an empty wallet and no change, holding an empty cone with no hope of getting any ice cream.
Are you stimulated yet?

Dental Care for the Old Under ObamaCare

2010-10-25T04:00:00.000-07:00

America The Revolution is Coming

2010-10-22T04:00:00.000-07:00

Hey Mr President

2010-10-21T04:00:00.000-07:00

Do you think this guy is fired up? Be sure to note his license plate.

2010-10-20T04:00:00.000-07:00

About Sums It Up

2010-10-19T04:00:00.000-07:00

Kenyan Drivers License

2010-10-18T04:00:00.000-07:00

Typical Liberal

2010-10-16T04:25:00.001-07:00

Hey There Mr. Obama

2010-10-15T04:00:00.000-07:00

Barack Hussein Obama

2010-10-14T04:00:00.000-07:00

The Question So Many Are Asking

2010-10-13T04:10:00.000-07:00

The Obama Stimulus Plan

2010-10-12T04:00:00.000-07:00

Why Didn't We Think of This in America ....

2010-10-11T04:00:00.000-07:00

Can it be this simple?
Why didn't WE think of this Sooner????
ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!
In Seville, Spain, the City Council authorized the construction of a Mosque on one of the empty pieces of land. The citizens did not want the mosque built in their vicinity and found a brilliant solution. They buried a pig in the land, and made the news public.
The Islamic law prohibits the construction of a mosque on lands desecrated by remains of pigs, therefore the Muslims had to renounce the construction on this desecrated land...
Astute Seville? The commentaries of the Civil Guard (Police) are very interesting. Maybe it is the solution needed by New York to avoid the construction of a mosque in the vicinity
of the twin towers.
The Israelis have been using a similar strategy since 2004. They placed a box containing pig lard on the buses in Israel and made it public that any kamikaze suicide bomber who tries to assault a bus, risks the prohibition of entering heaven by getting the pig lard all over them.
There are no suicide bombers on the buses in Israel any more.
Dead Pig

This is your future

2010-10-08T04:00:00.000-07:00

Obama Picking His Nose, Nope he is looking for his pea brain

2010-10-07T04:00:00.000-07:00

Would the Real Obama Please Stand-up

2010-10-06T04:00:00.000-07:00

From Captain Kirk's Command Chair it's time to get rid of the Liberals

2010-10-05T04:00:00.000-07:00

What's Wrong With This Picture?

2010-10-04T04:03:00.001-07:00

An Important Date, mark it on your Calendar

2010-10-01T04:00:00.000-07:00

Yeah Right, Look What's in the White House

2010-09-30T04:30:00.000-07:00

Obama doesn't give a damn what this idiot says, because Obama is a Muslim

2010-09-29T04:00:00.000-07:00

Treasured Entrepreneur

2010-09-28T04:00:00.000-07:00

Tragedy strikes again.
Another heartbreak for New Orleans.
It seems like every couple of days New Orleans loses one of its treasured entrepreneurs.
These people are the hope for the city and we must call a halt to this unfortunate trend if we ever expect to see a vibrant city again.

Entrepreneur?????
Imagine if you will - He's 25 and has 3 sons and 6 daughters
NINE welfare recipients collecting $1500 each, that equals $13,500 a month. Now add food stamps, free medical, free school lunches, on and on and on.
Now that, to me, is a real Entrepreneur.
Do the math, that's over $156,000.00 a year.
Anybody out there sitting' on there ass making that kind of money?

Hell No, Not Me Mr President

2010-09-27T04:30:00.000-07:00

Inquiry Minds Want to Know ....

2010-09-25T04:38:00.000-07:00

Have You Gotten the Message Yet ???

2010-09-24T04:26:00.000-07:00

Obama Spends Our Taxpayer Money Like it Grows on Trees

2010-09-23T04:39:00.000-07:00

Is This You ????

2010-09-22T04:00:00.000-07:00

Remember the couple who snuck into the White House with no credentials?

2010-09-21T04:00:00.000-07:00

They are still there!

This is the Chief Executive Office of The United States of America, can you believe this?

2010-09-20T04:00:00.000-07:00

Where are your Motor Skills Mr. Obama?
As soon as he figures out how to walk through that gate holding an umbrella, he'll take care of the economy, health care, Wall Street, Iraq, Afghanistan, unemployment, the Housing market, and a few more things.
But first things first.

Did You Know Obama is

2010-09-17T04:24:00.001-07:00

Have You Woke Up Yet?

2010-09-16T04:25:00.000-07:00

Maybe the 60's weren't so bad after all, bring back Nixon

2010-09-15T04:30:00.000-07:00

Meet Obama's Real Economic White House Adviser

2010-09-14T04:27:00.000-07:00

How the Looney Left Views America

2010-09-13T04:37:00.000-07:00

Secret Files Reveal Obama Suffers from ....

2010-09-12T04:29:00.000-07:00

King Obama has his Followers

2010-09-11T04:30:00.000-07:00

No Vote for Hillary Clinton in 2012

2010-09-10T04:24:00.000-07:00

Obama, The Demon

2010-09-09T04:30:00.000-07:00

Pelosi, Reid, Obama Handbook

2010-09-08T04:31:00.000-07:00

Obama is Counting On

2010-09-07T05:00:00.000-07:00

I am Shirley Sherrod, formerly of the USDA, and I am here today to tell you the brother in the White House, is a Racist.

2010-09-01T04:25:00.000-07:00

Note: I am taking a few days off, the next posting will be next Monday.

When Politicians Go Insane

2010-08-31T04:31:00.001-07:00

Biased Liberal News Media

2010-08-30T05:23:00.001-07:00

My Decision is...

2010-08-29T05:34:00.001-07:00

Mr. Obama, you sir are an idiot.

Meet Obama's Defeat

2010-08-28T04:58:00.000-07:00

A Day for World Celebration

2010-08-27T04:23:00.001-07:00

Michael Bloomberg - on the Mosque at Ground Zero Demonstrates How to be an Asshole

2010-08-26T04:29:00.000-07:00

A Bust of Michelle Obama, Proof even in art you cannot fix ugly

2010-08-25T04:45:00.000-07:00

Typical Obama Voter Now

2010-08-24T04:21:00.000-07:00

Another Crook in Congress, The Bitch Has to Go

2010-08-23T04:52:00.000-07:00

Dr Laura and Sarah Palin, or how to get two the dumbest women on the planet together at the same time.

2010-08-21T04:26:00.001-07:00

Video: Lou Dobbs on Immigration

2010-08-20T04:22:00.000-07:00

U.S. Mexico Border, Now this is real border security

2010-08-19T03:25:00.000-07:00

Pilot: Illegal Alien Scum Spotted.
Control: Bring Weapons Hot, Eliminate the Invaders.

YouTube Video: Republican Women versus Democrat Women

2010-08-18T16:26:00.001-07:00

When America Was Great

2010-08-18T04:25:00.000-07:00

The New Congress:

2010-08-17T04:43:00.000-07:00

With the way these idiots always vote party lines in Congress we should replace all these high price overpaid politicians with Voting Machines.

Obama The Early Years

2010-08-16T04:23:00.000-07:00

Beware of the Muslim from within

2010-08-15T06:38:00.001-07:00

Rob the Piggy Bank

2010-08-14T04:35:00.000-07:00

The government's out of control spending at every level, City, County, State, and Federal added to additional tax burdens is causing many people to rob their childrens piggbank just to buy food. Yet the government wants to take more.
It's time to say enough is enough. It's time to take back our government while their still is something to take back.

Michelle Obama Pissing Taxpayer Money Away on a Vacation to Spain.

2010-08-13T04:25:00.000-07:00

Did you know she wears that lose dress to cover up her big fat bubble butt?

Juts Ahead

2010-08-12T04:23:00.001-07:00

Whatcha Going Do ????

2010-08-11T04:26:00.000-07:00

Charles Rangel, Democrat, Tax Evader, Con Artist

2010-08-10T04:26:00.000-07:00

Republican Hopefuls in 2012 make for a good cartoon

2010-08-09T04:29:00.000-07:00

I Could Have Been Obama's Dog but I am too White

2010-08-06T04:28:00.000-07:00

Democrats the Party of -

2010-08-05T04:24:00.000-07:00

Why the useless one wants open U.S. Borders

2010-08-04T05:21:00.000-07:00

Picture says it all ....

2010-08-03T04:22:00.001-07:00

Only if this were true

2010-08-02T04:27:00.001-07:00

The Obama Policies:

2010-08-01T07:05:00.000-07:00

They are at voting booths so you vote their way

2010-07-31T04:30:00.001-07:00

Pick and Choose which Laws to Enforce

2010-07-30T04:31:00.001-07:00

How to Spell Moron: Federal Judge Bolton - An Obama Anti-American Socialist Liberal

2010-07-29T04:35:00.000-07:00

Duh - from the Homer Simpson mindset court of justice....